We all have personal or secret stuff that we want to hide from others. It can be money, personal dairy, documents, chocolate, and many more. We stash this stuff in our secret places, and there is nothing wrong with a bit of extra protection. However, things go wrong when we forget to take out the secret stuff, and it goes into someone’s hand. Jeff Ogiba is a record collector from Brooklyn, and he busts secret stuff that people hid inside the record covers. As a record dealer, Jeff has to inspect and clean the record before reselling. And sometimes he leaves the secret stuff inside the records so that the customers can have a little bonus. Here below are some of the secret stuff that people hid inside the records, from nudes, drugs to maps, and many more. Vote your favorites, and don’t forget to share.
#1 Empty, vintage birth control package found inside a Donovan LP.
#2 Some genius Kid hiding his not-so-great report card in an Iron Maiden record. Classic!
#3 Two Quaaludes, found in “Two The Dark Side of the Moon”
#4 Found this copy of ‘Grievous Angel’ with “rare insert”.
#5 Found a wide array of treats inside this Rick James LP.
#6 $55 found in a vintage Valentine’s Day card stashed away in an LP sleeve.
#7 Found an old photo of Ozzy, inside of this copy of Sabbath’s ‘Master of Reality’.
#8 An emotional letter filled with anger, pay phones, and cigarettes.. Found in a The Three Souls Jazz LP
Tonight someone was on the phone at 19th, so I walked down to 15th got your cigarettes and called my Mother about the money. On my way back I saw Stan and he told me YOU banged on his Mother’s door and made an ASS of yourself. The man downstairs called the police and there was a big mess. I hate to say how could you but I understand you have fixed it to that I can never show my face at Miss Edith’s again. If you are not ashamed you sure as hell ought to be. Brown you have humiliated me and accused me for the last damn time. Maybe you are right I am two bit Whore but you won’t let the past die. You just won’t let me have any piece of mind and I just can’t take any more. You have treated me like shit for the last damn time.”
#9 Found an Oral Sex guide inside of a flamenco LP
#10 A dark letter found in a Cheech & Chong’s ‘Big Bambu’ LP:
“Dear Mr. Philips,
You have stated that maybe I’m not your son anymore, well that’s fine, I will not return ever again. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be dead soon, killed by some weirdo. You probably won’t hear from me ever again even if I am alive, don’t worry about calling the pigs. You won’t find me, at least I hope not! I will be far away when you’re reading this.
Yours in life…”
I found half a gram of pretty ok coke in a led zeppelin IV album once.